Conservative Comedy: Critical race theory and COVID mask ‘science’

Conservative Comedy critical race theory COVID mask science

In this edition of Conservative Comedy we take a look at how critical race theory is invading our schools and the “science” behind the return of COVID mask mandates.

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Back in April, Joe Biden announced his intention to cram the most radical forms of critical race theory down the throats of America’s children, including the 1619 Project and the so-called anti-racism teachings of critical race Theorist Ibram X. Kendi. Kendi teaches that the remedy for racism of the past is to promote anti-white racism in the present.

Obviously, teaching racism to fight racism proves how critical race theory is ridiculous and hypocritical, as we see in this short video by FreedomToons:


Historically, anti-white racism isn’t all that different from the racism being taught by teachers of the 1619 Project and critical race theory. In fact, they are so similar that it’s hard to tell the difference between the two. How similar? In this video by The Babylon Bee, a school board meeting is being held when a young Klansman suggests that teaching about racism doesn’t have to be historically accurate, it just needs to be on the right side of it.


Earlier this week, Joe Biden indicated that he was prepared to override state governments and mandate universal mask-wearing of children in response to the settled “science” of this latest round of COVID; despite admitting that he didn’t have the constitutional authority to do so.

But, is the science really settled? Based on the inconsistent guidance we’re getting from “experts” like Dr. Fauci, it depends, as we see in another video from FreedomToons:


For the very beginning of the so-called pandemic, coronavirus Christians and others have demanded the acceptance of government’s COVID mask mandates — never doubt the “science” — in a vain attempt to ease the guilt they feel for bowing to government tyranny and oppression. The 2021 edition of mask mandates are no exception.

In this encore presentation of a video by WhatsHerFace, we get a clear picture as to the true motivations of these people. Check out this “funny because it’s true” video simply entitled, Why I Wear My Mask:

“I decided a long time ago that shallow insignificant gestures are a much easier way to showcase my morality than actually being moral. Because in order to be a really good person, I need to stand up to a really bad person, and I don’t like standing up to or for anything. It’s much easier to trick my mind into thinking compliance is a virtue instead of what it really is, cowardice.”

That concludes our lighthearted look at critical race theory and the “science” behind COVID mask mandates. I hope you enjoyed it.


Have a great weekend!


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