Welcome to Conservative Comedy Friday! In addition to providing some of the best conservative comedy I’ve found, the last video from one of my favorite comedy sources is more serious in nature. Don’t worry, it still comes with a healthy dose of sarcasm to make the point.
Recently, The Pope and Donald Trump were on stage in front of a huge crowd when His Holiness leaned towards Trump and whispered, “With one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy. This won’t be a momentary display like it is with your followers. This joy will go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day they will rejoice!”
Not believing The Pope, Trump replied, “With one little wave of your hand? I seriously doubt that. Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
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Trump and the GOP have been trying to turn the far-left extremism of the Democrat Party into a “winning” campaign issue for 2020. Instead, their plan has exposed their own far-left extremism while proving, once again, there’s not a dime’s worth of difference between them and the Democrats.
Still, as the 2020 election season heats up, Republicans and Democrats are more than ready to sell you the candidate of your dreams. Whether it’s government intrusion into your private life or government intrusion into your economic life, the #Unibrow has got you covered, as we see in this infomercial-styled spoof from Reason TV.
Yesterday was the 75th Anniversary of D-Day, the day when 150,000 Allied soldiers landed on five beaches in Normandy, France to free Europe from the tyranny of Nazi domination. Republican National Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel remembered D-Day with an appearance on Fox Business where she attacked the media and suggested that yesterday’s anniversary be about celebrating Trump.
Trump sycophancy aside, McDaniel’s suggestion isn’t that far off, at least when it comes to Washington today. While we’d like to think that the men and women who fought and died on foreign soil did so for freedom, this classic video from Reason TV’s Remy reminds us why they really fought … according to the #Unibrow.
Abortion has been in the news a lot lately after several states passed laws banning it in an attempt to make the GOP appear it’s doing something to end the holocaust. In reality, these laws are simply pass-the-buck moments where Republicans do nothing to end abortion while hoping the Supreme Court will do the job for them.
Surprisingly, there are “conservatives” who oppose any attempt to end abortion because they believe killing an unborn child is a constitutionally protected right and defend it under the banner of “liberty.” In this soon-to-be epic rant by Alfonzo Rachel, you’ll get a serious, no-nonsense explanation of “limited government” and “reproductive rights” that fully exposes the absurdity of their position.
By the way, Zo is an awesome musical talent and actor. He is the leader of the band 20lb Sledge and he played the role of Detective Stark in the movie Gosnell: The Trial of America’s Biggest Serial Killer. Learn more about his work at BronzeSerpentMedia.com.
Have a great weekend!
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