Conservative Comedy Friday – 3/11/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Following a gushingly enthusiastic of endorsement of Donald Trump by his former butler, Hope n’ Change couldn’t help but wonder if this news would help attract more millennial voters who really only associate butlers with crime fighting and weepy PBS drama series.

Oh sure, Hillary Clinton had a private server, and Bill Clinton had an extremely private server, but there’s something about having an actual butler which just screams class and, in all likelihood, a secret identity devoted to ass-kicking.

Have Your Cape And Eat It Too

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: A new poll shows America’s wrong direction, Author Roger Stone’s new book about the Bush family, and Facebook adds new options to the “like” button. Additional stories include: Zillow’s recent valuation of the White House, robots may be taking our jobs soon, and a 36-year-old woman has sex with a minor. She wraps up this week with a story on Obama’s upcoming visit to Cuba, and a girl’s high school basketball team is accused of unsportsmanlike behavior after winning a game 108 – 1.

Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, fatigued from months of campaigning, decide to cancel their debate and have a sing-off instead. Wouldn’t you know it, Hillary is a huge Beyoncé fan and Bernie can really shred. Check out this parody by schmoyoho.

AlfonZo Rachel thinks college students are so blind with hate that they don’t see they are acting just like the KKK.These students voting liberal and democrat like to spell America with three K’s and they don’t know they are ones who make it that way. Check him out in the latest ZoNation

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!