Conservative Comedy 7/17/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Barack Hussein Obama took to the airwaves early Tuesday morning to announce that our years of tough, hardball negotiations with Iran have finally paid off in a deal which forces the “Death to America, Death to Israel” terrorism-exporting, always-lying nation to not only pinky-swear that they will stop developing nuclear weapons, but – at the insistence of John “Swiftboat” Kerry – also cross their hearts not to cheat this time.

In return for all this impressive promising, Obama’s tough deal has given the Iranians very, very little. All we have to do is remove all economic sanctions from Iran, immediately ship them tens of billions of dollars, allow them to keep feverishly spinning and enriching nuclear materials in their cyclotrons, supply them with additional and more sophisticated cyclotrons, and allow them to continue development of ballistic missiles and weapons systems.

Check out this week’s edition of The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: a group of Democrats aren’t all that excited about Hillary, Hillary’s touch makes people cry, and Facebook wants to import more foreign workers. Additional stories include: a new poll shows 35% of Americans would consider leaving the country, Donald Trump’s solution to fix the crumbling Great Wall of China, and the new Terminator movie has a surprising cast. She wraps up her show with a story on a proposed black bear hunt in Florida, and Disney bans selfie sticks.

Traveling this summer? Avoid these officially terrorist-y behaviors—or you might get detained. For a friendly guide to actual suspicious signs the TSA looks for, watch the video below from Reason TV for the TSA’s 12 signs that you might be a terrorist.

Ariana Grande licked a donut. What does this have to do with the liberal hatred of America? Find out as AlfonZo Rachel dissects this pop princess’s horrible disrespect of other people’s pastries.

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Have a great weekend!