Conservative Comedy 6/26/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

According to Chief Justice John Roberts, “Congress passed the Affordable Care Act to improve health insurance markets, not to destroy them. If at all possible, we must interpret the act in a way that is consistent with the former, and avoids the latter.”

So Roberts is again violating his duties by ruling on what he believes the intent was when one political party unilaterally passed an act they hadn’t bothered to read. And in coming to his conclusion, Roberts has had to ignore Jonathan Gruber’s plainspoken admissions that the Act was written to deliberately punish states which did not establish their own healthcare exchanges. The “pertinent statutory phrase” was clear, deliberate, and the exact opposite of what Roberts is now saying.

But the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change  takes it a step further. The Affordable Care Act was written to destroy health insurance markets, so that when the full implementation of Obamacare fails (as it is already doing), no market solution will exist to fall back on. The only choice will be single-payer socialized medicine, which has always been the goal of Obama and his minions – not to improve healthcare, but to solidify absolute control over our lives.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Donald Trump announces his candidacy, Obama’s strategy to avoid sand traps, and similarities between Rachel Dolezal and Matt Laurer. Additional stories include: a new reality show for Rachel Dolezal, Loretta Lynch is sworn in as AG, and Brian Williams returns to MSNBC. She wraps up her show with a story on the new troubles facing Marco Rubio and Robert Gibbs gets a job at McDonald’s.

You’ve probably heard of the recent troubles at the TSA where we learned that employees failed 97% of security tests meant to capture terrorist. In addition, they found out that there were many employees working at the TSA with ties to terrorism. Go Remy provides us with this parody video done to the tune of “Oops, I Did It Again.”

Enjoy “I’m Not That Competent” — a very funny video by Reason TV.

AlfonZo Rachel wants to know if liberals realize how Rachel Dolezal made a mockery of the NAACP and the quest for racial harmony. Worse, she promoted the idea that skin color defines behavior. Zo hopes that Dolezal comes to grips with her identity, and the damage her crazy story has done.

Also, If you’d like to follow-up with Zo’s Campaign to support his band, here’s the link!

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!

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