Conservative Comedy 4/24/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change reminds us: In an increasingly dangerous world, it is critically important that the United States Marines remain the roughest, toughest ass-kickers on Earth. Unfortunately, what’s even more important – at least in the eyes of the Obama administration – is to make sure that women can qualify for Marine infantry officer positions.

Currently, there’s nothing stopping women from getting those positions except for one niggling detail: they can’t do the job. Specifically, out of a group of 29 female Marines who recently went through the Marine Infantry Officer Course, a grand total of none, nada, zip, zilch, zero passed. But the old saying goes, “When the going gets tough, make it less tough for the girls.”

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: The U.S. debt, new data about kids living with their parents, and the California drought. Additional stories include: Al Gore’s claim that snowstorms are caused by global warming, condom use by high school students, and the reason why American youth are being declined for service by ISIS. She wraps up her show with a story about meth use by senior citizens.

Tax Day was last week, so we are encoring The Best Song Ever, Tax Code Edition. Hear Go Remy with Reason TV as he channels One Direction to help us understand the tax code.

AlfonZo Rachel thinks civil rights leaders are enabling criminal behavior at the expense of law and order. While he does not think that Walter Scott should have been gunned down by a cop, this does not mean that society should turn a blind eye to crime.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!

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