Tag: Romney

Coming Soon: Etch A Sketch – Romney Signature Edition

While not official, the buying public is anxiously awaiting the announcement and release of the Etch A Sketch RSE (Romney Signature Edition), which is definitively NOT the same product manufactured by the Ohio Art Company baby boomers grew up with. The Etch-A-Sketch RSE comes with one significant…

Why Won’t Conservatives Just Let Romney Win?

According to the number 2 House Republican, it’s time for everyone to coalesce around Mitt Romney – aka Mr. Inevitable – so he can focus on losing to running against Obama in November. Karl Rove – the George Castanza of the political world because they…

Mr. Subliminal Wrote Romney’s CPAC Speech

As Mitt “The Severe Conservative” Romney saw his coronation as the Republican candidate for President slipping away, he didn’t fire anyone – as we all know, he likes being able to fire people – instead, he hired someone.  According to an unnamed…

Conservatives Of The World Unite!

February 7, 2012 – A date which will live in infamy. OK. . . not exactly. But conservatives in the states of Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado spoke loud and clear when they gave upstart Rick Santorum decisive wins over the inevitable candidate, Mitt…