It’s no mystery that the economy under the anointed one has been dismal. Many people, myself included, thought that this was probably due to his inexperience at anything other than community organizing. After all, there’s not really a lot of Business 101 involved in…
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Obama Flagged For Excessive Celebration
In the game of NFL football, it’s often customary to “spike” the ball when you score a touchdown as a form of celebration. However, a player can be “flagged” for unsportsmanlike conduct for an excessive celebration if the player spikes the…
The “B” In Barack Stands For “Blame”
When it comes to his record of failure, Barry has let the “B” in his name stand for “Blame,” as in: Blame Bush Blame natural disasters Blame Republicans Blame the rich Blame big oil Blame FOX News Blame big business…
Obama To Russians: Can You Wait Until November Before I Sell Out America?
In a revealing “off-the-record” conversation with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev – where is the TOTUS when you need him? – Obama indicated that he’s ready to sell out America and her allies by giving in to Mother Russia’s demands requiring…
Coming Soon: Etch A Sketch – Romney Signature Edition
While not official, the buying public is anxiously awaiting the announcement and release of the Etch A Sketch RSE (Romney Signature Edition), which is definitively NOT the same product manufactured by the Ohio Art Company baby boomers grew up with. The Etch-A-Sketch RSE comes with one significant…
Why Won’t Conservatives Just Let Romney Win?
According to the number 2 House Republican, it’s time for everyone to coalesce around Mitt Romney – aka Mr. Inevitable – so he can focus on losing to running against Obama in November. Karl Rove – the George Castanza of the political world because they…
Mr. Subliminal Wrote Romney’s CPAC Speech
As Mitt “The Severe Conservative” Romney saw his coronation as the Republican candidate for President slipping away, he didn’t fire anyone – as we all know, he likes being able to fire people – instead, he hired someone. According to an unnamed…
