Conservative Comedy Friday – 2/12/16

As John McCain would say, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Following Hillary Clinton’s discovery in Iowa that she is very unpopular among young females, the former first lady pulled out all the stops in New Hampshire to try to upset a runaway win in the bimbo demographic for doddering socialist Bernie “Sugar Grandaddy” Sanders.

As we learn in this week’s Hope n’ Change, Hillary called on a vivacious, high-powered celebrity superstar to help her reel in a few of those youthful female votes—78-year-old Madeleine Albright—to drum up support at a fundraiser last weekend. And in a soul-stirring speech, Albright growled to the uncomfortable-looking crowd that young women are obligated to vote not with their minds but with their naughty bits “because there’s a special place in Hell for women who don’t help each other!

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Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Obama holds secret meetings with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, the real reason why Martin O’Malley dropped out of Democrat race, and the real cost of Bernie Sander’s “free” stuff. Additional stories include: A new study just released on how to tell if someone is lying, O.J. Simpson faces new charges, and new Bernie Sanders ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s. She wraps up this week with a report on Waffle House Valentine’s specials for the man who doesn’t know how to break up with his woman.

Super Bowl 50 was played this past Sunday between the Denver Broncos and the Carolina Panthers. Congrats go out to Orange and Blue for taking hope the Vince Lombardi trophy. As we end the season, we take a look back through the hilarious lens of the folks at Bad Lip Reading with Part II of NFL 2016.

November will be here before we know it, and the question the whole wide neighborhood wants the answer to is this: “Who is Zo pulling for president?” AlfonZo Rachel gives us the answer to this questions in this ZoNation!

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!