Conservative Comedy 8/8/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

You might not notice the first signs of contracting Ebola for anywhere between two days and three weeks after exposure. Then, as with many viruses, you’ll get a fever, feel body and throat pains, and have a headache. Then you start bleeding. From your eyes, ears, nose, mouth, genitalia, and rectum – melting like a human popsicle under a searing sun. The pain is agonizing and, up to 90% of the time, ends in death.

Could terrorist try to smuggle Ebola into the U.S. using someone who’s already infected? And if they did, wouldn’t the fiasco at the border make it easier for them to do so? Consider this scenario: terrorists obtain vials of infected blood in Liberia (not hard since everything there is spinning off the rails). Transport those vials into Central America, pay off a few “coyotes,” and start giving “free vitamin shots” to unsuspecting kids heading for the American border. Then just sit back and enjoy the apocalypse!

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change has it right when he notes that the Obama administration can either protect young illegal aliens from our laws, public scrutiny, and medical screenings or they can protect the security and health of our nation from a potentially nightmarish threat. Sadly, for their own political benefit, they’ve already made the wrong choice.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs this week on several news stories, including: how Russia is dealing with the economic sanctions they are under after invading Ukraine, the increasing unpopularity of Obamacare, and how the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee has raised millions in order to keep money out of politics. Additional stories covered include: NBC Chuck Todd’s recent praise of the Democrats, the real reason illegal immigrants are being shipped to Alaska, the push to get Michelle Obama to run for the U.S. Senate, and Joe Biden’s recent revelation about how he likes to swim in the nude. If it’s in the news, Jodi has something to say about it.

The IRS scandal continues to be in the news. Lost hard drives, computer crashes, and pleading the fifth have become the norm. What do true love and the IRS have in common? Go Remy tries to answer that question with his latest song parody, What Are The Chances? Catch this very funny music video as he weighs the odds of finding true love and how, like a well-timed IRS hard drive failure, a higher power is often at work.

Yesterday, we wrote about Juan Williams’ accusation of racism against anyone that believes Obama should be impeached. AlfonZo Rachel has noticed how Democrats have been playing the race card and wonders why the same rules don’t apply when the same thing happens to a black conservative. For instance, Allen West says our first Black President has failed. Democrats claim saying such a thing is racist, but West and Zo are Black. So doesn’t that make Democrats racists for questioning them? Check out today’s rant from Zo for the answer.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!