Conservative Comedy 4/4/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best Conservative political satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

These days, when VP Joe Biden speaks, all we can do is laugh. Only it’s not really a happy “ha-ha” laugh, but rather a really disturbing and slightly psychotic-sounding laugh of the type which makes crops wither and die in the fields, cattle go barren, and causes terrified neighbors to bolt their doors and sow salt across their thresholds. An example of this comes from a recent speech where Uncle Joe addressed the US Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and declared that in his view, the eleven million illegal aliens living in the shadows are “already American citizens.

Well, that’s certainly a time saver! Why bother with pesky details like laws, borders, or immigration agencies when citizenship can just be passed out for free like “Yes We Can!” condoms at a middle school? This is an assault on the very meaning of “citizenship,” and an insult to every man, women, and child who is in this country legally. As the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change points out, when Biden applies the word “citizen” to illegal aliens, he’s making the argument that they should have the same voting rights as any other group, living or dead, who can reliably be expected to cast their ballots for Democrats.

We have two reports from Jodi Miller at Newsbusted. Headlines for this week’s episodes include: the extension of the Obamacare sign up deadline, Joe Biden’s recent comments about illegals aliens, plans for a new news channel from NBC, and the latest on the NSA’s spying on Jimmy Carter. Some of the other news headlines include: the Noah movie, Piers Morgan’s last show, Chris Christie’s weight loss, and Ann Coulter’s attempt to sign up for Obamacare. Enjoy a good laugh at these and other stories.

AlfonZo Rachel knows that liberal Hollywood has long leeched off of the scriptures to promote their world view. Whether it’s creating characters that are religious fanatics in order to make people prejudiced against the Bible, or cherry picking scriptures and twisting them, even though they don’t even really believe them, to justify their world view. The 2014 Noah movie is no exception. Hear More in this ZoNation!

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!