Conservative Comedy 3/20/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

As if Hillary Clinton’s lifeless, laughable excuses for her email scandals weren’t bad enough, there’s increasing talk that presidential puppet-master Valerie Jarrett is actually orchestrating the attack on the former Secretary of State. It’s like one of those nature documentaries in which a scorpion is squaring off with a rattlesnake; it’s hypnotically fascinating to watch, and you hope they’ll both lose. But with Hillary looking (at least temporarily) wounded and woeful, who do Democrats have waiting in the wings to possibly take her place?

Hope n’ Change noticed that Joe Biden is in the running. He recently appeared on a HBO program called “Our Rising Oceans” and declared that disbelief in manmade global warming is akin to denying gravity. “Gimme a break, man,” said Biden (according to an unofficial transcript) “Gravity is the real deal. You’re gonna question something invented by Newton? God bless ya, this is the guy who figured out how to put figs in cookies!”

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted rocks the news and brings the laughs this week. Check out her take on the Hillary Clinton email scandals, suspicious fires destroy Al Sharpton’s financial documents, and Eric Holder’s response to the Ferguson, MO. police shooting. Additional stories include: Iran’s commitment to destroy Israel and a 93-year-old man who gets his high school diploma. She wraps up her show with a story on the Apple Watch.

Do you run a government agency but hate complying with the law? Then you need DC Matic, the Hillary Clinton-approved email server! Here’s how it works: First you select the government business you’d like to conceal from the public. Then, simply use DC Matic’s proprietary privacy controls to fix the problem. Simple as that! Check out this hilarious production from GoRemy and ReasonTV.

Have you heard about the man who thinks he’s a woman and wanted to use the ladies facilities at a Planet Fitness, and the woman who lost her membership for sharing her objection about the situation? Steven Crowder decided to do some undercover work as Stephanie Crowder to see for himself how bad the situation really is. You don’t want to miss this episode of  Louder With Crowder.

Is it possible to be a liberal and a Christian? AlfonZo Rachel responds to liberal blogger Ana Marie Cox’s announcement that she is Christian. Zo doesn’t think that big government liberalism and Christianity mix.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!

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