Conservative Comedy Friday – 8/19/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. Every Friday we bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Auditions are currently open for the most thankless – and potentially most dangerous – job in America. Hillary’s handlers are looking for a boorish, insulting, Tourette’s-afflicted Donald Trump impersonator to go head to head with the former first lady in practice debates so that she can polish her comebacks, cackles, and/or decide whether she’ll need regular or super-absorbent Depends for the real debates.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change knows that nobody really wants the job because people who get too confrontational with Hillary have a disturbing tendency to end up suddenly dying of natural causes.

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News Wrap with Jodi Miller is still taking some time off. In her spot this week we’re featuring another video by schmoyoho. In honor of the Olympics, the stars of Cool Runnings reunited to get you super juiced up. The 2018 Pyeongchang Winter Olympics of course! WAIT WHAT THE SUMMER OLYMPICS START TODAY?!? Well tbh it’s still a very summery movie.

 

American voters are incredibly stupid, biased, and blindly believe almost anything. Why? Hunter Avallone answers the question about American stupidity this election season.

 

Conservatives have the right message and the details to destroy the democrats but why has that not happened? Maybe it’s because we get the government we deserve. Check out this episode of Zo Loft with AlfonZo Rachel.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries. You can see more of his stuff at www.alfonzorachel.com and pick up a copy of his book, Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction (American Socialist States).

Have a great weekend!