Conservative Comedy Friday – 6/10/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Although the most recent round of Democratic primaries was held Tuesday, the most interesting news was the Associated Press’s report–a full day earlier–that Hillary had already magically netted all the delegates she needed to finalize her coronation as Democratic presidential nominee.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change reported that the news came as a stunning surprise to Bernie Sanders and his supporters, all of whom share a charming naiveté about how primary elections, the Clintons, the media, and the Democratic Machine work. There’s even reasonably compelling evidence that the AP story was created in collusion with Hillary’s campaign machine days earlier and specifically released just before the California primary to do the greatest possible amount of damage to the morale of Bernie’s coterie of socialist sycophants.


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Jodi Miller and Newsbusted signed off last week, so we are premiering News Wrap with Jodi Miller. Check out this week’s headlines: Jerry Brown endorses Hillary for president, The Globe is reporting that Hillary is abusing prescription drugs, and Obama’s graduation address at the Air Force Academy. Additional stories include: the killing of Harambe the gorilla, Johnny Depp’s wife accuses him of abuse, and a motorcyclist collides with a Nancy Pelosi looking deer. She wraps up the week with a story about Johnny Manziel’s drinking and drug use and a Charlie Sheen intervention.


Are you sick of offending all the annoying pansies you’re constantly coming in contact with? Hunter Avallone is too, and he’s come up with a solution. Check out his 5 tips to become more politically correct.


AlfonZo Rachel has noticed that in 2016, race baiting still going. Surprisingly The release of the new Roots movie is rubbing Snoop Dogg the wrong way because he’s tired of movies keeping us in the past. Is he starting to get the picture? Could there be hope for #BLM and people who hashtag BlackOutDay? Hear more on this week’s Zo Loft.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries. You can see more of his stuff at and pick up a copy of his book, Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction (American Socialist States).

Have a great weekend!