Conservative Comedy 9/20/13

As John McCain would say, Allahu Akbar It’s Friday! That means it’s Conservative Comedy Friday at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best Conservative political satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Obama’s decrepit foreign policies have made America weaker and the world less safe. Syria is attempting to extort money from Americans in exchange for dismantling their chemical weapons; Afghanistan is demanding that we pay them millions for the right to retrieve our own weapons; and Libya has essentially told Obama—after an entire year of no action whatsoever to bring anyone to justice, domestically or abroad—that America needs to keep US Forces out of the country and forget about the (now protected) killers of our ambassador and three other brave Americans.

But hey, at least he waived the ban on supplying arms to terrorist so he can support al-Quada in the Syrian civil war. So, he’s got that going for him. Get the latest situations from the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change.

Liberals love the poor. So much, in fact, that they are have created nearly 90 million more since Obama took office. The New York Times is reporting that the soft—no pun intended—economy is due to job losses in the porn industry. And two well know fashion designers—who happen to be homosexual—have come out against same-sex marriage. Does that make them homophobes? Jodi Miller at Newsbusted gives you her hillarious takes on these and other news stories.

Alec Baldwin is going to host a show on MSNBC. You know, the network that stands up for diversity and tolerance. However, Alec Baldwin has never really been known to support either of those things. In fact, he’s been caught on camera to be a rather racist, intolerant hypocrite. Which leads AlfonZo Rachel to ask, “just how much Baldwin is going to screw the network?”

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media.

But wait, there’s more. I have two bonus videos that I’m sure you’re going to get a belly full of laughs from.

The first bonus video comes from our friends at MisFitPolitics. We all know how important sex with anyone, anywhere, anytime, without consequences, is important to the Sandra Flukes of the world. We also know that it’s equally important that the U.S. Taxpayer foot the bill for the inevitable healthcare costs that will result. That’s why Michelle and Barack produced a commercial to remind you that signing up for Obamacare is your best line of defense against a train wreck with your private body parts.

The second bonus video comes to us from the Second City Network. Obama wants to start World War III, but he can’t do it alone. He needs your help. Check out “Help Kickstart World War III” below to find out how you can help.

Have a great weekend!