Conservative Comedy 9/12/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

In a speech last week, a mistakenly unmedicated Joe Biden started foaming at the mouth while talking about ISIS, eventually roaring that we will “follow them to the gates of HELL!” After which we presume that Uncle Joe will step out on Hell’s balcony and fire his shotgun into the air to scare the terrorists away.

Joe’s boss, on the other hand, is taking a decidedly more moderate tone, stating that he wants to shrink ISIL’s sphere of influence, its effectiveness, its financing, its military capabilities, to the point where it’s a manageable problem.” The main problem the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change sees in this strategy is that Obama hasn’t demonstrated any management skills whatsoever since taking office. Is he doing a good job of “managing” unemployment? The VA health system? Obamacare? The IRS? Race relations? Border security? And what about all of those “shovel ready jobs” he claimed he could manage?

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs this week on several news stories, including: Barry’s sinking approval numbers, cutbacks at the Post Office, and the real reason Mary Landrieu no longer lives in Louisiana. Additional stories include: Obama’s failure to understand economics, Detroit’s bankruptcy, and Michael Sam’s new goal for his NFL career. If it’s in the news, Jodi has something to say about it.

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As we documented last week, today’s churches have become passive and luke warm, replacing the true gospel with a watered-down version that preaches cheap grace. We even launched the Cheap Grace Narcissist Church, where everything is “all about me.” Of course, what’s a church service without worship music? And if the message is self-centered, then surely the music is as well.

It used to be called contemporary. Some called it relevant. At CGNC, we’re so cool that we call it contemporvant. Enjoy this video parody of what church services have become in the age of cheap grace.

Obama finally revealed his “plan” to deal with the non-Islamic—stop laughing—terrorist group, ISIS. As AlfonZo Rachel points out, ISIS stems from the events of 9/11. After liberals went full-out anti-war in Bush’s day, America got what they asked for under Obama–a world in trouble! Hear more in this ZoNation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!