Conservative Comedy 6/5/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

In an address to 75 visiting members of the Young Southeast Asian Leaders Initiative (Slogan: “We’ll be your bosses before we’re old enough to shave”), Barack Obama made the hilarious claim that his policies have returned the United States to the status of “most respected country on Earth.”

“People don’t remember,” the president explained to our youthful future overlords, “when I came into office, the United States in world opinion ranked below China, barely above Russia.” As the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change tells us, now we’re considered ranker than both of them.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: a new poll showing that half of the country thinks the country is divided, Obama reconsiders his strategy to fight ISIS, and he makes plans for his presidential library. Additional stories include: MSNBC is experiencing their lowest ratings ever, San Francisco 49ers player Justin Smith retires, and Jimmy Carter isn’t quite feeling himself. She wraps up her show with a story about the cancellation of American Idol.

If you follow the news, you’ve probably heard this amazing claim by Democrat candidate for president, Bernie Sanders:

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country.” – Sen. Bernie Sanders

Well, Go Remy wants you to meet Hanna. Hanna wasn’t always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving. Enjoy this encore by Reason TV.

AlfonZo Rachel takes issue with people who think that drawing a cartoon of Mohammad is the same as the “N” word. The “N” word is intended to belittle people. Aren’t radical jihadists attempting to do the same? Find out on this week’s ZoNation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!