Conservative Comedy 6/13/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best Conservative political satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

The White House is still in full spin mode as they try to explain away Susan Rice’s idiotic claim that Sgt. Bergdahl “served with honor and distinction” despite deserting his unit in a time of war. To that end, the White House is now asserting that anyone who voluntarily puts on the uniform of the United States has accomplished all that is necessary to be given the “served with honor and distinction” label to wear a lifetime, no matter what circumstances occur later.

Which makes us think about Nidal Hassan, who voluntarily wore an American uniform before shouting “allahu akbar” and going on a murderous, blood soaked rampage at Fort Hood. Still, at least he has the comfort of knowing that besides causing numerous infidel deaths, he also served his commander-in-chief with “honor and distinction.”

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change can’t help but wonder: will Hassan continue to rot in jail here in the United States, or will he be bundled with the Blind Sheikh, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, and other jihadists for Barry’s next prisoner swap?

Some of the major stories covered by Jodi Miller at Newsbusted this week are: the death of the American dream and what Obama is doing about it, the V.A. scandal, and the real reason to fear Friday the 13th. Additional stories covered include: the Charles Manson parole rumors, Bill Gates’ buying power, and the effects marijuana has on fertility. If it’s in the news, Jodi has something to say about it.

Our friends at Insanity Island checked in recently with the Obamacare line at the local clinic. Apparently, even though Obamacare is a lousy way to handle healthcare, it just might have some benefits we’ve never considered before. For example: it turns out that it can be a great way to pick up chicks.

And finally, AlfonZo Rachel has something to say about the Gitmo 5 / Bowe Bergdahl trade. As we all know, America has a policy of not negotiating with terrorists, but apparently Obama didn’t get the memo. Zo thinks that’s understandable though. Obama probably missed it while he was really busy ignoring that pesky Constitution. Hear more in this Zonation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!