Conservative Comedy 5/29/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Barack Obama spoke at the commencement of the US Coast Guard Academy last week to make the graduates aware of the crucial role they’ll be playing in his War On Weather. Specifically, he declared that “climate change constitutes a serious threat to global security–an immediate risk to our national security. And make no mistake, it will impact how our military defends our country. So we need to act, and we need to act now.”

As if this wasn’t enough to get the graduating class glancing nervously at the skies, Obama said that failure to embrace liberal climate change orthodoxy amounted to negligence and dereliction of duty.  He then linked the raping, murdering, kidnapping, slave-trading activities of pretty much every terrorist organization to the alleged reduction in the world’s precious permafrost. Hope n’ Change puts it this way: he’s less concerned with ISIS at our doors than ices at our poles.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: ISIS conquers the city of Ramadi, Obama delays his response on the ISIS victory, and a new Senate flag revealed by Mitch McConnell. Additional stories include: Mitt Romney’s charity bout with Evander Holyfield, Hillary Clinton’s potential interview with George Stephanopoulos, and the LA minimum wage increase to $15 an hour. She wraps up her show with a story about the good news behind Bill Murray’s accident on MSNBC.

If you follow the news, you’ve probably heard this amazing claim by Democrat candidate for president, Bernie Sanders:

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country.” – Sen. Bernie Sanders

Well, Go Remy wants you to meet Hanna. Hanna wasn’t always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving. Thank you Reason TV for making a difference.

AlfonZo Rachel gets his share of hate mail from Lefties, and he received plenty after his recent viral video about Michelle Obama being a race baiter. You won’t believe some of the things they say! See him school the haters on this week’s ZoNation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!


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