Conservative Comedy 12/25/15 – EARLY EDITION!

Allahu Akbar It's Friday


It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is attempting to elbow Dr. Ben Carson aside in brain expertise, claiming that if she’s elected she’ll eradicate Alzheimer’s disease by 2025. It’s a cause close to the former first lady’s heart, as both she and her husband have repeatedly suffered the devastating effects of memory loss when giving sworn testimony. According to a Clinton campaign spokesperson, “we think there’s a definite causal link between Alzheimer’s and subpoenas.”

Still, the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change believes that a cure for Alzheimer’s would be a blessing for those people, unlike Hillary, who have the human capability of loving or being loved. We just have a hunch that if she is elected, this will be one of the first promises that she willingly forgets.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Paul Ryan’s Christmas present for Obama, Congress goes on Christmas break, and Obama’s revelations about terrorism and cable TV. Additional stories include: The reason Democrats chose last Saturday for their debate, Bowe Bergdahl faces charges of desertion, and Hillary’s hornectomy. She wraps up this week with facts about Christmas shopping, and Willie Nelson’s medical mistletoe.

Collegians everywhere are asking tough questions: Why is our tuition so high? Where are our jobs? Can’t you see your words hurt me, you dumb piece of sh*t? Check out the latest by GoRemy at Reason TV to hear a new protest song written by Students United (language warning).

AlfonZo Rachel has noticed that atheists say they believe in ‘science,’ but are unwilling to accept scientific human causes for the evils they use to argue against God… Huh? Zo explains in this ZoNation!

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!