Conservative Comedy 11/7/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Election Day is over, the 57 states have spoken, and Barack Hussein Obama won by a landslide. At least, that’s what the voices in his head are telling him when they’re not saying things like “let’s go golf.”

Speaking at a press conference to give his unique, and quite possibly psychotic, perspective on the Republican electoral blowout on Tuesday, Obama said “To everyone who voted, I want you to know that I hear you. To the TWO THIRDS of voters who chose not to participate in the process yesterday, I hear you too.” But what, other than the fact that the Secret Service should start carrying butterfly nets, did he mean with that statement?

Translation: “If you voted, you lost – because you’re in the tiny minority. If you didn’t vote, you win – because you’re in the great big majority. And I hear your message loud and clear: you hate Republicans but you refused to vote for those heretical Democrat candidates who denied that I am the way, the truth, and the life!” Or, as the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change tells us, Obama is claiming support not only from everyone who voted Democrat, but from everyone who didn’t vote at all. Including the countless pixies, elves, and unicorns that dance in his noggin.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides laughs this week on several news stories, including: the mid-term elections, the reason why Democrats didn’t vote, and Obama’s handling of the Ebola crisis. Additional stories include: rumors of a divorce for Barry and Michelle, Michelle’s school lunch program, and the retirement of Champ Bailey from the NFL. These are just a few of the stories Jodi covers for us this week.

Perhaps you’ve heard about or seen the now famous New York “Cat Call” video made by a feminist who was attempting to show how women are sexually harassed these days. Well, Steven Crowder wanted to see if there was any validity to her claim. Catch his poignantly funny undercover video where he shows us how feminists have once again overstepped their bounds.

According to “Exodus” movie Actor Christian Bale, Moses was a Barbarian. He came to this conclusion even though he admits he knows nothing about the Bible. Coincidentally, he has read the Koran and doesn’t see anything barbaric about Mohammed. As we see in this week’s video from AlfonZo Rachel, Hollywood once again ridicules scripture while making millions telling its stories. Quite badly, I might add.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!