Conservative Comedy 1/15/16

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

We’re not getting much useful information about the weird incident in which Iranians seized 10 sailors aboard two US Navy ships which had inadvertently entered Iranian waters. The ships and sailors were later released, which earned Iran a big fat “thank you!” from Secretary of State John Kerry along with a renewed promise to expedite the $150 billion jackpot they recently won playing presidential Powerball.

But after Washington officials had praised the kid glove treatment our sailors received, Iran broadcast video across the region of them kneeling on a ship’s deck, hands on heads, held at gunpoint. The Geneva convention specifically forbids the taking and distribution of such propaganda images, but then again Iran has never been known for honoring conventions, UN sanctions, treaties, or (ahem) nuclear deals.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change certainly doesn’t find fault with the sailors who most likely had very specific orders not to engage in hostilities with Iran (our newest and most important Mideast ally). But the sight of Americans on their knees makes us want to kick some asses. In Iran and Washington.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: New polling shows that Hillary isn’t very charming, a new book exposes Jeb Bush’s past, and Stephen Colbert is more popular than Mike Huckabee. Additional stories include: a new “Super Gonorrhea” has been discovered, an Applebee’s employee finds $32,000, and Susan Sarandon has a new love interest. She wraps up this week with a report on how coffee can help lower the chance of heart disease, and the most popular pickup lines used by online dating services.

With only one last chance to convince the nation to jam harder than they’ve ever jammed before, Barack Obama drops his hottest fire yet at the 2016 State of the Union. Check out the latest Songify the News by Schmoyoho.

AlfonZo Rachel is a big fan of superhero movies. But did you know that the Bible is replete with stories about real superheroes. Zo explains in this ZoNation!

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!