Posts Tagged ‘ Gitmo ’

Conservative Comedy 2/7/14

February 7, 2014
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Conservative Comedy 2/7/14

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best Conservative political satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. It was Ronald Reagan’s birthday yesterday (you can read my observations about it here), but on the occasion of the Gipper’s 103rd birthday, the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change wanted to indulge in a little wish-fulfillment by imagining what he would have to say to the pipsqueak currently resting his heels on his desk. It’s hard to imagine that Reagan would be pleased with the CBO report that…

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Conservative Comedy 6/7/2013

June 7, 2013
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Conservative Comedy 6/7/2013

It’s Conservative Comedy Friday at the Strident Conservative. As we do every week, we are proud to bring you the latest from Jodi Miller and Newsbusted, the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change, and our newest contributor to party, Steven Crowder. The ever-increasing Orwellian behavior by the government dominates today’s edition. Big Brother was already spying on the media, and using the IRS to intimidate political enemies. This week, we learned that our cellphone and internet activity is also being monitored.  In addition to an exclusive interview with Eric Holder, we take a look at Benghazi, IRS, and AP scandals, Jay Carney, Michelle Obama’s never-ending…

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Sources Confirm Bo Ate The Gitmo Report

July 20, 2009
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Sources Confirm Bo Ate The Gitmo Report

In one of his first orders of business as the new President, the messiah defiantly issued an executive order shutting down Gitmo prison. Typical of the most inexperienced President in history, this action was taken too quickly and was lacking in details. To address this lack of specifics, he established a task force (what, no czar?) to do the dirty work he was unwilling or unable to do. Since their assignment didn’t involved spending trillions of dollars on economic stimulus, cap and tax (oops, I mean cap and trade) or a government takeover of the nation’s healthcare system, they were given six months to complete their task. After all, national security…

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Kerry Coaches Obama On Gitmo Flip-Flop

June 27, 2009
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Kerry Coaches Obama On Gitmo Flip-Flop

In an exclusive interview, it has been revealed that Senator John Kerry (D-MA) has been coaching Barry Obama on how to deal with his apparent flip-flop concerning the closing of the prison located at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Realizing that taking both sides to an issue can be politically disastrous, the Apologist-in-Chief went to one of the best in the game at speaking from both sides of his mouth. If you’ll recall, it was during the 2004 Presidential election that Kerry perfected the art of explaining how he can be “against” something and “for” something at the same time, and make it…

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Obama Gives Terrorism A New Recruitment Tool

June 16, 2009
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Obama Gives Terrorism A New Recruitment Tool

Terrorists around the world are celebrating the creation of their latest recruitment tool,  courtesy of the Obama administration. Thanks to the help of Barack Hussein, they are no longer dependent on the antiquated methods of the past, and they can look forward to meeting their recruitment goals for the next several years. “The messiah has really come through for us on this one,” stated one terrorist recruiter. “Operation Bahamas” has done more for increasing our numbers than telling lies about torture at Gitmo ever has.” Operation Bahamas, aka O.B. – a sly use of Barack’s initials, only backwards - is the…

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