Conservative Comedy 8/1/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Barack Hussein Obama recently took time off from impeding Israel’s efforts to defend itself and not giving a flying fornication about the anti-Christian slaughter in Iraq in order to do what he does best and most enthusiastically: praise Islam. In official comments for the celebration of the Eid-al-Fitr feast which comes at the end of Ramadan’s month-long period of fasting, the president praised Muslim-Americans for their many “achievements and contributions…to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change wonders if Obama has ever praised Christianity for its role in putting a man on the moon or if he has ever said that one of the “sweetest sounds on Earth” is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. However, in the spirit of Eid-al-Fitr, let us not bicker about religious differences but instead celebrate the strong fabric of America. A strong fabric which, above all else, we’d like to see made into a straightjacket for Barack Hussein Obama as soon as possible.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs this week on several news stories, including: how the EPA is being used by Obama to shut down capitalism, Mark Zuckerberg and his massive wealth, and Hillary Clinton’s financial struggles after only making $12 million since leaving the White House. Additional stories covered include: Elizabeth Warren and the 2016 presidential election, fake Obamacare applications, and Rachel Maddow, and the illegal immigration situation. If it’s in the news, Jodi has something to say about it.

We wrote about Bizarro Obama yesterday after his statements over how muslims were responsible for building America’s “moral fabric” and “strengthening the core of our democracy.” The Conservative Comic did the same today. We thought it would be fun to play a video from the Go Remy archives that demonstrates just how off base Obama’s claims really are. In his parody of the song “Just Dance,” Remy satirizes how something as common as dancing is forbidden by muslim nations.

AlfonZo Rachel has something to say about the turmoil between Israel and Hamas. Isn’t it a bit odd that there are miles and miles of Islamic territory where Palestinians could live in happily ever after, yet they will only be content if they drive the Jews out of the tiny territory it has? How dare Israel defend itself from terrorist. Check out today’s rant from Zo for the answer.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!

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