Mark 16 1: And when the Sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, bought spices, so that they might go and anoint him. 2: And very early on the first day of the week…
Month: March 2013
Pipeline Or Not, Canadian Crude Oil Is Headed To The US
Environmentalists mistakenly think that blocking the Keystone pipeline will prevent crude oil, derived from Canada’s oil sands, from being extracted and from being conveyed into the US to be refined into gasoline, asphalt, and other products that are important to…
It Takes A Talking Ass To Be Jim Carrey
As you probably know, Jim Carrey made a disgusting video that ridiculed gun-rights supporters as rednecks with small penises—as if there aren’t any women who support gun rights—and culminates with the middle finger being given to anyone who believes in the 2nd Amendment. I…
Conservative Comedy 3/27/13 – Early Edition
No, it’s not Friday. We are bringing you this week’s edition of Conservative Comedy early in order to honor Good Friday and the upcoming Easter weekend. As we announced last week, we are bringing you Hope N Change from the Conservative…
Winning The Battle For American Jobs, Economic Growth, And Affordable Energy
Following the Conservative Political Action Conference—known as CPAC—it has been reported that the faithful feel discouraged, dispirited, and defeated. Dr. Ben Carson, who emerged from the Conference as the new conservative darling, has stated that America is heading for failure.…
Conservative Comedy 3/22/13
It’s Friday. . . and you all know what that means. It’s time for some laughs to start the weekend. Starting this week, in addition to our weekly dose of great Conservative humor from Jodi Miller and Newsbusted (brought to…
Lindsey Graham Enshrined In The G.O.P. Hall Of Shame
Have you heard that scientists are going to start using lawyers and politicians instead of rats for laboratory experiments? Apparently, this keeps the scientists from becoming too attached to their subjects . . . and there are simply some things even a rat won’t…