In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.
While it’s Donald Trump’s blunt candor which has been generating news stories throughout this election season, Barack Obama jumped back into the erudition spotlight recently with a devastatingly brutal condemnation of current political rhetoric. Specifically, the World’s Most Eloquent President told a crowd in Elkhart, Indiana: “Don’t fall for the okey-doke.”
The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change researched the halls of History to find it rings with many a lesser phrase: “Four score and seven years ago,” “Give me liberty or give me death,” “Ask not what your country can do for you,” “I have been to the mountaintop,” and “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” These all fall by the wayside when compared to Mr. Obama’s brilliantly galvanizing insight.
Jodi Miller at Newsbusted is coming to an end, and today’s episode is her last. But not to worry, she will be back next week with a new show: News Wrap with Jodi Miller. In the meantime, allow Jodi to take you into the weekend with these headlines: A new poll shows 31% consider Hillary honest and trustworthy, a 27-year-old New York man joins ISIS, and the Rolling Stones ask Donald Trump to stop using their music. Additional stories include: 80% of illegal immigrants apprehended by the border patrol are released, Chris Brown is kicked off a private plane for smoking a joint, and a female theater teacher is arrested for having sex with a male student. She wraps up the week with a story about TSA procedures and a new survey about cell phone usage during sex.
Hillary’s email scandal continues to be in the news. Did you ever wonder how she has been able to avoid going to jail for so long? Go Remy just might have the answer with DC Matic, the Hillary Clinton-approved email server!
AlfonZo Rachel has noticed that Venezuela seems to be the dream of socialist elitist liberals. In this edition of The Zo Loft, he shows us how the more America tries to emulate places like Venezuela the more unrest there is.
Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries. You can see more of his stuff at www.alfonzorachel.com and pick up a copy of his book, Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction (American Socialist States).
Have a great weekend!