Posts Tagged ‘ global terrorism ’

Conservative Comedy 9/26/14

September 26, 2014
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Fencing-Lesson

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. The Secret Service is in some not-too-secret trouble following an incident Friday in which a man with a knife climbed over the White House fence, ran 70 yards across the lawn, and then entered the White House through an unlocked front door. Fortunately, and entirely unsurprisingly, neither the president nor his family were in the White House at the…

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Conservative Comedy 9/19/14

September 19, 2014
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Ebola-Troops

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. Obama has finally decided that he must send troops to fight the greatest threat to American security. No, not ISIS. Barry is committing 3000 troops to  fight against Ebola. Hey, at least he’s fighting something, even if it is a germ instead of journalist-decapatating terrorists. Although, it would have been nice if he could have done so without lecturing us…

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Conservative Comedy 9/12/14

September 12, 2014
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The-Devil-You-Say

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. In a speech last week, a mistakenly unmedicated Joe Biden started foaming at the mouth while talking about ISIS, eventually roaring that we will “follow them to the gates of HELL!” After which we presume that Uncle Joe will step out on Hell’s balcony and fire his shotgun into the air to scare the terrorists away. Joe’s boss, on…

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Boko Haram reveals motives behind kidnapping

May 13, 2014
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Islam kidnappers

While the the Obama administration has been taking some flak for its reliance on hashtag diplomacy as the primary means for dealing with serious international situations, the recent #bringbackourgirls campaign appears to be showing some results. In an just released video, Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Boko Haram, has announced to the world their true motivations for this heinous act along with their conditions for releasing the girls. Through a translator provided by the United Nations, he mentioned the following: After #bringbackourgirls began trending up recently, we found it necessary to let the world know why we have done what we have. The events that have transpired are not our fault and…

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Obama Flagged For Excessive Celebration

May 3, 2012
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Obama Flagged For Excessive Celebration

In the game of NFL football, it’s often customary to “spike” the ball when you score a touchdown as a form of celebration. However, a player can be “flagged” for unsportsmanlike conduct for an excessive celebration if the player spikes the ball in the direction of a player from the other team. It’s also considered excessive if the player uses some sort of prop to bring attention to himself or if you spike the ball after someone else on your team scored. After the killing of Osama Bin Laden, in an interview with CBS, Barry went on the record that “we shouldn’t…

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