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Rapture Or Not, Here I Come!

May 20, 2011
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Rapture Or Not, Here I Come!

Well folks, we’re less than 24 hours away from Rapture 2.0 (Camping’s 1.0 version was released Sept. 6, 1994). Even though no man knows the hour or the day, not even the Son of Man (I guess God figures He can’t trust His Only Begotten Son with certain insider information) Harold Camping has used totally random numbers and some creative mathmatics to raise money prepare the world for the Lord’s return. By Camping’s understanding, the Bible was dictated by God and every word and number carries a spiritual significance. He noticed that particular numbers appeared in the Bible at the same time particular…

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How Many Progressives Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

May 18, 2011
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How Many Progressives Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Q: How many progressives does it to take to change a lightbulb? A: Why would you change it when you can ban it? Notice one thing. I didn’t say “how many liberals or how many Democrats.” I purposely stated “progressives” because as this whole light bulb situation shows us, progressives exist in both parties. It was George W. Bush after all, who signed the anti-free enterprise, liberty-killing “Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007″ into law. As we now approach the elimination of the incandescent light bulb, we are faced with one of the realities of progressive actions when it comes to their…

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Obama Goes Into Hiding – I Mean On Vacation

August 24, 2009
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Obama Goes Into Hiding – I Mean On Vacation

With his approval ratings dropping faster than any President since Jimmy Carter (an interesting coincidence, huh?), Barry, Michelle and the girls have embarked on their summer vacation. And just like every other American in today’s post-economic stimulus economy, they are going to enjoy their time off at an exclusive 28 acre estate located in Martha’s Vineyard located near Cape Cod, Mass., where properties typically rent for around $35,000 – $50,000 per week. Wow, he really is just like the rest of us, isn’t he? Of course, unlike President Bush, who was constantly berated when he spent any time away from the White House, the messiah has earned…

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Obama Announces “Cash for Codgers”

August 4, 2009
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Obama Announces “Cash for Codgers”

The White House called a special news conference today to announce a new incentive to be added to the messiah’s government takeover of the nation’s healthcare industry. Speaking for the President, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs spelled out the administrations new “Cash for Codgers” program, which is based on the huge success of the auto industry’s “Cash for Clunkers” program, which paid consumers to turn in their older, less productive automobiles for new, more productive and useful ones. “Drawing from the better-than-expected results of the auto program, the administration feels they have found the perfect solution to the troublesome question of what to do…

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Sources Confirm Bo Ate The Gitmo Report

July 20, 2009
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Sources Confirm Bo Ate The Gitmo Report

In one of his first orders of business as the new President, the messiah defiantly issued an executive order shutting down Gitmo prison. Typical of the most inexperienced President in history, this action was taken too quickly and was lacking in details. To address this lack of specifics, he established a task force (what, no czar?) to do the dirty work he was unwilling or unable to do. Since their assignment didn’t involved spending trillions of dollars on economic stimulus, cap and tax (oops, I mean cap and trade) or a government takeover of the nation’s healthcare system, they were given six months to complete their task. After all, national security…

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