In a startling admission today, an unnamed source within the Obama administration admitted that the speech the messiah gave last night from the Oval Office wasn’t the one he planned on giving – in fact, it wasn’t even his own. “We were just a few minutes from going on the air, when the original speech disappeared. As we scoured the Oval Office, we came across an old speech given by Jimmy Carter that was almost exactly like the one the President was going to give,” said the source. “After adding a few lines about the oil spill, along with some self-aggrandizing talk…
