Now Obama’s Poor Economic Performance Makes Sense

It’s no mystery that the economy under the anointed one has been dismal. Many people, myself included, thought that this was probably due to his inexperience at anything other than community organizing. After all, there’s not really a lot of Business 101 involved in organizing people to fight job-creating capitalism in the name of social justice, is there?

Nope, it turns out that he simply “forgot” the magnitude of the recession. Of course, to be fair, it’s hard to focus on your job when you’re on the road all of the time in order to hold a record number of fundraisers. That is, when you’re not taking another vacation or attending more fundraisers dinner parties with your big-money Hollywood-elite buddies.

Hey Barry, I hear that ginkgo biloba and ginseng can help with memory-loss, and there’s a GNC about a block away from the White House. Maybe Michelle can pick some up for you the next time she sneaks out of the house.

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