Extortion Czar To Enforce Obama’s Cap And Tax Policies

In the spirit of the Chicago political system he cut his teeth on, Obama is about to add another Czar position to his group of facio-socialist insiders.

Armed with new power to deal with the “problem” of glo-BULL warming — thanks to the recent announcement by the Environmental Protection Agency that every time you exhale you are killing the planet — the Godfather-in-Chief will be using his new “Extortion Czar” to “persuade” his Democrat cronies to “join the family. . . or else!”

In an anonymous tip from an White House economic mole official, the Extortion Czar will have the power to strong arm the Congress into enacting the Godfather’s Cap and Trade Tax policies by holding the U.S. economy ransom.

You could say. . . well, I’ll let another Godfather say it for me. . . 

“If you don’t pass this legislation, then … the EPA is going to have to regulate in this area,” the official said. “And it is not going to be able to regulate on a market-based way, so it’s going to have to regulate in a command-and-control way, which will probably generate even more uncertainty (for the economy).” 

When asked about holding the economy ransom in this manner, the mole paraphrased another line from the Godfather movie. . .

“It’s not personal – it’s business!”

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