Electile Dysfunction (ED) or political impotence is characterized by a politician’s inability or unwillingness to do the job he was elected to do, and is usually the result of being in Washington D.C. far too long. While this condition is reaching epidemic proportions in both political parties, there are certain congressional districts who need who need the cure that can only come from electing Constitution-loving Conservatives.
In Ohio’s 8th Congressional District—currently “represented” by the inaugural member of the G.O.P. Hall of Shame, John Boehner —the cure for ED might just be found in the person of J. D. Winteregg, as this entertaining video shows:
If you or someone you love lives in Ohio’s 8th district and suffers from Electile Dysfunction, make sure to order the cure on May 6th. After all, you’ve been suffering with a Boehner for the past 23 years; you don’t have a moment to lose.