In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. Every Friday we bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

This was a lie so bald-faced and brazen that it earned a rare “4 Pinocchios” from the Washington Post, meaning a lie so big that it actually risks ripping the time-space continuum apart.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change knows that it isn’t really news when “Lyin’ Crooked Hillary” tells yet another whopper. But if you think we were going to pass on the chance to do an exploding head cartoon, you don’t know us very well. Although sadly, it’s our heads that are exploding these days.

 

News Wrap with Jodi Miller is still taking some time off. In her spot this week we’re featuring the newest Songify The News by schmoyoho. On a truly historic night, Hillary Clinton becomes the first woman nominated for president by a major party to drop a fiery diss track.

 

Super size trigger warning: facts don’t care about your feelings. The Fat Acceptance Movement is a retarded movement which attempts to normalize unhealthy behavior. Hunter Avallone. addresses the issue of how fat acceptance promotes a false narrative about how fat people are oppressed.

 

Conservatives have the right message and the details to destroy the democrats but why has that not happened? Maybe it’s because we get the government we deserve. Check out this episode of Zo Loft with AlfonZo Rachel.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries. You can see more of his stuff at www.alfonzorachel.com and pick up a copy of his book, Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction (American Socialist States).

Have a great weekend!