Conservative Comedy Friday – 5/20/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

In a story so filled with irony that we could stick refrigerator magnets to it, former Attorney General Eric “Fast & Furious” Holder will be hosting a high dollar “Lawyers for Hillary” fundraiser in late May. Lawyers attending the event are required to hand over $2700 and, if they have courtroom experience in criminal cases, their resumés.

Frankly, Hope n’ Change is hoping that rather than an appalling breach of anything like professional ethics, this actually turns out to be a clever  FBI sting operation designed to get Hillary, Holder, and a few dozen other corrupt attorneys packed into the a single room before the doors get slammed shut and the handcuffed guests, writhing on the floor after a gentle tasering, are read their rights.

Lowering The Bar 1

 

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: A new study shows that only 1 in 8 households are living the American Dream, a new idea for Hillary during National Bar-B-Q month, and Malia Obama inherits her father’s work ethic. Additional stories include: Good news for Hillary – the DOJ eliminates the words felon and convict, John McCain has a tough re-election with Trump on the ticket, and a new pill will erase painful memories. She wraps up the week with a story on Venezuela’s two-day work week, and  Ringling Brothers decides to stop using elephants.

 

Hillary and Bernie continue to hold debates, but they are sooooooo boring. How do you liven it up? Check out this latest from Bad Lip Reading to get the answer.

 

ZoNation is gone, but AlfonZo Rachel is still preachin’ the Conservative word. His new show is call The Zo Loft. In his inaugural installment he offers some chuckle therapy for the mental disorder known as liberalism and the wage gap myth.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries.

Have a great weekend!