Conservative Comedy Friday – 5/13/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Yesterday, Barack Obama confirmed plans to be the first sitting president to visit Hiroshima while wearing lead-shielded underpants. His purpose is, by wild coincidence, to tell the world how awful nuclear proliferation is (except, say, in Iran) but he reportedly has no plans to specifically apologize for the bombs which ended World War II with impressive finality.

As we learn from Hope n’ Change Obama won’t let little things like empirical facts and actual history spoil a story about what assholes we were back in the 1940’s. And for that matter, why should those realities deter Barack Obama from his latest strident stop on the seemingly unending “blame America first” tour? After all, he’s not going to become Secretary General of the UN without campaigning for it, right?

Nuke Nuke Joke 1

 

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Donald Trump becomes the presumptive nominee for the GOP and has received an interesting endorsement, Cinco de Mayo was last week and Mexican citizens were confused, and Obama gives interesting advice at his commencement speech at Howard University. Additional stories include: Hillary runs into trouble in coal country, Obama honors the 2016 Teacher of the Year, HIllary talks about joining a gang, and Jeb Bush decides to skip the GOP convention in Cleveland.

 

Hillary and Bernie continue to hold debates, but they are sooooooo boring. How do you liven it up? Check out this latest from Bad Lip Reading to get the answer.

 

It looks like after seven years, ZoNation is coming to an end. The work to rock the gospel is not done though. There is still a need for the counter narrative promoted through entertainment media. This maybe the last ZoNation, but AlfonZo Rachel‘s work is far from done.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!