In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Bernie Sanders’ supporters, an easily entertained group if there ever was one, were sent into waves of ecstasy when a tiny bird recently alighted on his podium mid-speech, perhaps hoping to enjoy a refreshing bath in his impassioned flecks of flying spittle. Or maybe it was trained by someone not really clear on the whole idea of sending political “tweets.”

In any event, it might as well have been the blue bird of happiness auguring a happy turn of events for Bernie: on Saturday, he kicked the former first lady’s formidable rump in caucuses held in Hawaii (the warmest state), Alaska (the coldest state), and Washington (the most presidentially named state).

Seriously, he won by absolutely crushing margins – not that Democrat super-delegates will much care. But a little bird told The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change that Hillary herself might not be too happy about it…

 

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: ISIS releases a video documenting a new torture technique, Obama’s trip to Cuba, and his defense for attending a baseball game during the Brussels terror attack. Additional stories include: Obama does the Tango in Argentina, Bernie Sanders primary win in Utah, and Sarah Palin will star in a new reality show. She wraps up this week with stories on John Kasich’s run for president and the reason a bird landed on Bernie Sanders’ podium.

 

In the Great Hall of Democracy, there are assembled the Democratic Party’s greatest heroes, created from the establishment elite. Party leaders! Fundraisers! Lobbyists! And…Jimmy Carter!?!?

Check out this great parody from ReasonTV.

 

While many muslims condemn terror, AlfonZo Rachel says that these are not true Islamists. The true muslims are more like the suicide bombers in Brussels, Belgium. Hear more as Zo dissects the beliefs of ISIS and other fanatics who kill in the name of Islam in the latest ZoNation

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!