In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.
A few hours before last night’s 247th GOP Debate, former presidential candidate Mitt “It Would Be Rude To Bring Up Benghazi” Romney took to the airwaves to attack current GOP frontrunner Donald “Flaccid Fingers” Trump.
Romney, using language stronger than any he ever aimed at B. Hussein, accused Trump of being “a phony” and “a fraud” whose “promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University.” Romney added that Trump would be an economic disaster, throwing us into recession, initiating trade wars, and driving businesses and entrepreneurs from our shores. He eventually finished his harangue saying Trump has a reckless temperament and “when it comes to foreign policy, he is very, very not smart.”
But… Hope n’ Change doubts that this will bother Trump and his loyal legions in the least. Quite the reverse; we think this will help solidify support as his fans decide that their hero is under attack from all sides, and that the old-guard GOP really is the enemy Trump’s been warning about.
Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Hillary crushes Bernie on Super Tuesday, Bernie’s Vermont victory, and Joe Biden makes an appearance at the Oscars. Additional stories include: Pope Francis prays for illegals at the border, the Pope also authorizes the use of condoms, and Ramon Castro’s surprising endorsement in the U.S. elections before he passes away. She wraps up this week with on the passing of Harper Lee.
The FBI and Apple legal battle continues as the war on terror comes up against privacy rights. Can the government compel Apple to do its will? Go Remy of Reason TV weighs in on the legal battle with this remix of Hotline Bling by Drake.
Trump supporters have their reasons for supporting him, but AlfonZo Rachel thinks the real reason might surprise you, and he also thinks they are going to be sorely disappointed. Check him out in the latest ZoNation
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Have a great weekend!