Conservative Comedy Friday – 2/19/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Following the tragic and untimely death of conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, speculation is running wild about who Barack Obama will nominate as a replacement to best assure that our country and Constitution can never recover. We don’t know for a fact that it will be one of the idiots above, but we do know that any nominee Barry actually recommends is worth blocking.

And as we learn in this week’s Hope n’ Change, Scalia’s death, still due to unknown causes at the time (although he was found in the “El Presidente” room with a pillow on his head, after which local Presidio County Judge Cinderela Guevara pronounced Scalia dead of natural causes without seeing the body and without ordering an autopsy) comes at a very convenient time for liberals…

 

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Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Justice Antonin Scalia’s untimely death, Donald Trump credentials for picking a new Justice, and Valentine’s Day for pets. Additional stories include: Obama’s new $4 Trillion dollar budget, Jeb! Bush’s birthday, and a new endorsements come in for Hillary and Bernie Sanders. She wraps up this week with a report on driver’s licenses for illegals in California and a Delta flight is rerouted due to a fist fight between flight attendants.

By now you’ve probably heard about how Kanye West is in some serious debt. He put out a brave appeal for funds on Twitter, and Stephen Colbert thinks it’s time for billionaires to step up and help out the little guy.

Liberals don’t see pre-born kids as humans, so why would they insist that it was a human baby that wanted Doritos in that Super Bowl commercial? See what AlfonZo Rachel has to say in the latest ZoNation

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!