Conservative Comedy 9/5/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Among the news stories that Obama is actively ignoring in the “social media” are reports of a possibly imminent terrorist attack on the United States from the southern border. Intelligence sources say there is increased “chatter” suggesting that such an attack might be carried out to commemorate the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.

And frankly, Hope n’ Change is glad that the intelligence agencies are raising the alarm now since, as demonstrated by the deaths of Americans in Benghazi, it never occurred to anyone in Obama’s entire freaking administration that September 11th just might be a day each year to be especially vigilant.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs this week on several news stories, including: Barry and Michelle’s marriage troubles, race relations in America, and the reason for CNN’s recent layoff announcement. Additional stories include: the 2014 Senate races, declining IQ scores in America, and Supreme Court justice who provided the inspiration for the NBC TV series, Bad Judge. If it’s in the news, Jodi has something to say about it.

As we all know, big government means more nanny government. In that spirit, Reason TV provides us with their nominees for August Nanny of the Month. Our first nominee is Boston, MA., where the city council pre-emptively banned parking spot reservation apps like Haystack. The second nominee comes via a New York state senator who made it his mission to finally push through a 14-year-old bill to “ensure families know the dangers associated with old sunscreen.” Our third nominee, and the winner of the Nanny of the Month, is the New York City parks department, who decided to drain the fun out of going to the beach by banning boogie boards.

AlfonZo Rachel has more to say about the situation in Ferguson, MO, thanks to the absurd statement made by a crazy liberal pastor who said that Michael Brown was like Jesus Christ! He also provides an accurate portrayal of the hypocritical Russell Brand as he patronizes the poor while riding in a limo! Hear more in this ZoNation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!

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