Conservative Comedy 9/19/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Obama has finally decided that he must send troops to fight the greatest threat to American security. No, not ISIS. Barry is committing 3000 troops to  fight against Ebola. Hey, at least he’s fighting something, even if it is a germ instead of journalist-decapatating terrorists. Although, it would have been nice if he could have done so without lecturing us about the many cultural and scientific contributions Ebola made to helping us land a man on the moon. At least, that’s how the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change sees it.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs this week on several news stories, including: Barry’s sinking approval numbers, Jay Carney’s current employment situation, and EBT cards being used at marijuana retailers. Additional stories include: a new talking Obama doll, how ISIS handles social media, Detroit’s bankruptcy, and Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign. If it’s in the news, Jodi has something to say about it.

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As we have documented, today’s churches have become passive and luke warm, replacing the true gospel with a watered-down version that preaches cheap grace. We even launched the Cheap Grace Narcissist Church, where everything is “all about me.” To the uninitiated, however, there is a bit of confusion when it comes to understanding the lingo.

Not to worry. The folks at Belaire Drama have a new product designed to help new members understand today’s “Christianese.” Maybe you’ve already tried to learn it in the past, but realized it was all in vain. Don’t give up! It’s time to change your approach!

And if you’ve ever wondered if Liberals believe, let alone read, the Bible, AlfonZo Rachel has the answer in this week’s rant. Apparently, according to that great theologian, John Kerry, the Word—Nancy Pelosi’s favorite two words—instructs us as to the evils of Climate Change and what to do about it. Hear more in this ZoNation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection. Check it out!

Have a great weekend!

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