It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Barack Obama took to the airwaves this week to announce his new round of gun control executive orders, and dab at his eyes with stinging, jalapeño-juice stained fingers in order to feign what actual humans call “tears.”

Obama’s executive orders are expected to be immediately challenged as unconstitutional, although his crocodile tears did dry long enough to sneer, “No matter how many times people try to twist my words around, I taught constitutional law.”

Still, the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change is convinced that he wasn’t home to watch the TV episode of Schoolhouse Rock which explained where laws come from.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Obama returns from his Christmas vacation, Bernie Sanders announces plans for a new government perk, and Hillary Clinton gets a surprise endorsement for president. Additional stories include: George Pataki drops out of the GOP race for president, Martin O’Malley holds a poorly attended campaign event, and the new Star Wars movie grosses more money than John Kasich. She wraps up this week with facts about a 92-year-old man who finally earns his high school diploma, and a National Enquirer story tells us about a secret Marco Rubio family.

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country.” – Sen. Bernie Sanders

GoRemy at Reason TV wants you to meet Hanna. Hanna wasn’t always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving.

AlfonZo Rachel believes the imagination is nothing to toy with or be dismissive of. The imagination of the left has steered the country far from the foundlings of our republic. They didn’t use guns to do it. They used their imagination. It’s a powerful weapon in the wrong hands; it can be equally powerful for defending too. Zo explains in this ZoNation!

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Have a great weekend!