Conservative Comedy 1/23/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

By now, nearly everyone knows two things about Clint Eastwood’s multi-Oscar nominated film “American Sniper”:  conservatives have made the movie a huge box office sensation, and liberals loathe the movie simply for existing. The film, which tells the powerful true story of sniper Chris Kyle, offends liberal sensibilities because Kyle killed bad people for good reasons – which is pretty much the opposite of what goes on in the Planned Un-parenthood abattoirs which liberals hold so dear.

Hope n’ Change would say a lot more about this, and the idiotic remarks of Hollywood morons like Michael “Are You Going To Eat That?” Moore (who tweeted that snipers are cowards who will shoot you in the back) and Seth “No, Dammit, I’m Not Jonah Hill” Rogen (who tweeted that the film seemed like pro-military Nazi propaganda), but in complete candor we’re experiencing racking back pain at the moment (a handy hint: never watch the State of the Union Address on a television too heavy to throw) and so intend to wrap up this commentary as quickly as possible so we can get back to our heating pad, soothing new age music, and painkillers. On the rocks.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs in the news. In this week’s edition, she covers the Obama’s absence from the Paris Unity March, John Kerry’s joke of a visit to Paris with his buddy James Taylor, and the White House’s decision to avoid calling terrorist attackers “radical Islam.” Additional stories include: the foiled attack on the Capitol, the plot to poison John Boehner, and Obama’s secret plans for Gitmo. She wraps up her show with the Boston time capsule and rumours about the Obama’s marriage.

Steven Crowder is back with another episode of Louder With Crowder. If he were alive today, how would Martin Luther King respond to the race-baiting taking place in Ferguson, MO.? How would the crowds react in return? You don’t want to miss this animated video.

AlfonZo Rachel has noticed how liberals claim that all religions are the same–that they’ve all killed people. Hear Zo explain why Christians aren’t as bad as Muslim terrorists.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!

You remember this murderous bastard, right?

You remember this murderous bastard, right?