Conservative Comedy 12/26/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Many of our regular contributors to Conservative Comedy are off this week and next for the Christmas holidays. Not to worry, though. I will be bringing you some material from the archives that are surprisingly current due to the fact that politicians are pretty much the same this Christmas as they were in past Christmas seasons.

This Christmas, as in the past, Barack Obama has returned (like leprosy) to his island home in Hawaii to burn through a few million taxpayer dollars, play golf, and eat shave ice while seeing as little of his family as humanly possible. As usual, the president will be staying at an insanely luxurious and expensive mansion in the little town of Kailua on Oahu. It is not currently known if Barry, as he’s known in Hawaii, will be reuniting with any surviving members of his old drug-addled “choom gang,” or simply spending time on his own reflecting about how much he hated white people when he lived in Hawaii. Either way, “good times.”

And so, Mr. Obama, Hope n’ Change encourages you to stay in Hawaii as long as possible and wishes you a heartfelt “Mele Kalikimaka.” God knows you’ve caused enough of a melee back here on the mainland.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted is off for the holidays.

Obama has made over-regulation a trademark of his presidency, stifling businesses of all sizes. Did you ever wonder how Santa could be affected? Check out Ray StevensNightmare Before Christmas to see how Kris Kringle could actually be arrested for breaking the law in a Obama economy.

AlfonZo Rachel has noticed that many people poo-pooh the idea of Heaven, saying it won’t be that great. Um, you’re wrong! It’ll be perfect!!! Listen to Zo explain why.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!

Son of a Beach