This is the last edition of Conservative Comedy before a certain holiday. So before we begin, I would like to offer the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, sexual preferences, or gender identity of the wishee.
To celebrate this non-specific time of the year, in addition to our regular fare covering politics, I am including some bonus videos to get you in the seasonal mood.
Hey Ralphie! Forget about worrying that “you’ll shoot your eye out.” It turns out that if you lie your ass off, you’re going to get stuck on a poll. At least, that’s what Obama is finding out. According to a new Washington Post/ABC poll, Barack Obama’s approval rating is at 43% . . . the worst for any president in his 5th year since Nixon.
But The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change isn’t celebrating Barry’s dismal approval numbers. The truth is, he can’t figure out why they aren’t lower. A lot lower. Maybe Ralphie can find the answer to that one for us by using his new decoder.
Liberal activists are demanding that Obama bypass Congress in order to spread their liberal agenda. This demand is a little confusing to the anointed one. After all, what do they think he’s been doing for the last five years? Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh are moving to a previously all-liberal talk radio channel in Los Angeles. Was there any outrage from the listeners? And there are rumors that Amazon.com is developing a stealth drone to deliver packages. Jodi Miller at Newsbusted gives us the scoop on these and other stories in this week’s edition.
From the folks who brought you Common Core, comes a survey of the political leanings of the students’ parents! AlfonZo Rachel continues his dissection of this survey with: Part IV: Rotten to the Commie Core, and Part V: Are We All Communist Now? Zo exposes how these surveys attempt to find out the political leanings of parents in order to further spread the communist takeover of the education system. If you missed the previous episodes, Part I can be seen here and Parts II and III here.
Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like Zo’s work, be sure to check out his Audio Book to get insight on promoting conservatism in the culture and letting the liberals trip over their own nasty narrative at http://alfonzorachel.com/macho-sauce-
BONUS VIDEOS: Like I said, I have some extra goodies for you this week.
- Did you ever wonder if there were words to the Christmas music played in the movie, Home Alone? It turns out, there are. Or at least, the folks at Songify the News think so.
- Ylvis wrote a song that begged the question, What Does the Fox Say? With it being the Christmas season, have you ever wondered, What Does the Elf Say?
- And finally, what would a politically correct greeting from the government look like? The Capitol Steps answer that question with their rendition of the song, Have Yourself a Hannakwanzachristmas.