Conservative Comedy 12/11/15

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

Earlier this week, Attorney General Loretta Lynch went before a Muslim group to announce that she now intends to prosecute anyone who voices anti-Muslim opinions which “edge toward violence,” whatever the heck that means. But apparently, calls for violence are still peachy keen and totally legal as long as the persons making those calls are of the same race and political disposition as the president and his legal toady.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change has and never will support or tolerate calls for violence against any religious or ethnic group. But what Lynch is doing serves only to further divide our nation by applying unequal standards of law.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: the terrorist attack in San Bernardino, CA., the New York Times editorial against the Second Amendment, and Donald Trump’s call for the return of waterboarding. Additional stories include: Tim Tebow’s breakup with Olivia Culpo, George Lucas’ recent admission about internet use, and the White House fence jumper. She wraps up this week with a story on Kobe Bryant’s retirement.

Now that the holidays are here, many of us will be traveling to places nigh and far to visit family and friends. With that in mind, I have found a series of very funny TSA videos from GoRemy at Reason TV. In seasons past, Grandma only had to worry about getting run over by a reindeer. With “Grandma Got Run Over by TSA,” we get in the holiday mood with a song about Christmas, Homeland Security, and the joys of civil rights abuses.

AlfonZo Rachel has noticed how liberals love to blame everything except the actual problem, and demand others fix problems that aren’t really the problem, and that the ones who didn’t cause the problem fix the problems liberals keep promoting. In this case Climate change and guns are the problem. Hear more in this ZoNation.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

BONUS: Just in time for the holidays, The Star Wars Libertarian Special features Senate filibusters, border patrol stops, eminent domain, a guest appearance by Edward Snowden, and rarely seen footage from Chewbacca’s galaxy-trotting documentary series about free-market economics.

Have a great weekend!

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