Conservative Comedy 1/17/14

Allahu Akbar It's Friday

It’s time for some Conservative Comedy at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best Conservative political satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

The Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change reports on Barack Obama’s announcement to the American people that this year, he doesn’t intend to let little things like Congress, the Constitution, or laws in general stand between him and his fiendish plans. Which isn’t exactly how he phrased it, but people with fiendish plans really like to use a lot of euphemisms when speaking.

Declaring that he no longer intends to wait for the legislative process to work (what with all of those annoying elected officials representing pesky citizens, and the nitpicking Supreme Court interpreting the outdated Constitution), Obama announced “I’ve got a pen, and I’ve got a phone!” Which he presumably keeps in the same desk drawer as his hammer and sickle.

We have two reports from Jodi Miller at Newsbusted. In this week’s episodes, Jodi reports on Chris Christie’s Bridgegate affair and how it parallels Obama’s lockdown of National Parks during sequestration. Some of the other highlights include: Elliot Spitzer, the Polar Vortex, Obama’s job creation plans, and the legalization of marijuana in New York. Catch Jodi’s hilarious take on these and several other stories.

AlfonZo Rachel weighs in on Nancy Pelosi’s claim that raising the debt ceiling, to pay for higher unemployment benefits, will help the economy. Zo points out that this is like feeding a cow her own milk. How can paying someone not to work benefit our economy? Zo is worried about this backwards logic, and also the idea of continuing to raise the debt ceiling.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like Zo’s work, be sure to check out his Audio Book to get insight on promoting conservatism in the culture and letting the liberals trip over their own nasty narrative at http://alfonzorachel.com/macho-sauce-

Have a great weekend!

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