It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative where I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.
Hope n’ Change recently noticed how the good folks at Grammarly.com (a super-duper online spelling and grammar checking service) have done another study comparing the online writings of Democrats and Republicans to see which group has the greater “richness” of language (defined as the greatest number of unique words in online postings).
Their results? Democratic supporters’ vocabularies were 22.4% richer than their Republican counterparts. But why?
Perhaps it’s because lying takes more words than telling the truth. What we call “terrorism,” they call “man-caused disaster.” What we call “abortion,” they call “women’s healthcare services.” What we call “war,” they call “overseas kinetic military action.” What we call “illegal aliens” they call “undocumented workers and dreamers willing to do the jobs that Americans won’t do.” And of course, what we call “freedom,” they call a “vast Right-wing conspiracy to suppress women and minorities while promoting income inequality.” Well… you get the idea.
Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Russia’s Syrian airstrikes creates a dilemma for Obama, German President Joachim Gauck believes something Obama doesn’t, and Hillary now opposes Obamatrade after supporting it. Additional stories include: Ben Carson’s surge in the polls, a new report shows 30% of 911 calls are actually “butt dials,” and a National Enquirer story about Hillary’s life expectancy. She wraps up this week with Jerry Brown and California’s new assisted suicide law.
Bernie Sanders has promised a ton of “freebies” if he becomes president next year, and liberals are eating it up. Steven Crowder exposes Bernie’s ridiculous plans in this latest edition of Louder with Crowder.
Liberals want to control everything from guns to the weather. Liberals also want to stop disenfranchised Christians. The more liberals attack Christians and take our guns, the more violent this nation becomes. Find out what AlfonZo Rachel thinks in this episode of ZoNation.
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Have a great weekend!