The Strident Conservative | April 27, 2009
In a sneak preview of the paperback release of Sen. Harry Reid’s newest book, it has come to light that not only was he involved in convincing Barry to run for office, but he also confirmed the great humility of “The One.” Scripture references taken from the Book Of Reid, translated as “The Good Fight” [...]
The Strident Conservative | April 25, 2009
Not content with his takeover of the nation’s banks and the “Big Three” automakers, Newsweek’s ‘Mr. Cool’ is now making a move to take over the “prime-time” slot on television. Tentatively called “The Barack Obama Hour,” the “chosen one” will be making his fourth prime-time appearance to celebrate his “accomplishments” over the first 100 days of [...]
The Strident Conservative | April 22, 2009
A new report out of the United Kingdon has sent Al Gore into hiding at his 20,000 square foot home. The release by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine has provided positive proof that global warming is indeed caused by mankind. However, we have learned that it’s not ALL of mankind that must bear the responsibility for [...]
The Strident Conservative | April 21, 2009
Staying true to his campaign promise of providing stimulus money to the entire economy, the savior of all things economic has announced his stimulus plan for his friends at the American Civil Liberties Union. In a “bold” move meant to prove the “transparency” of his administration, Obama decided to release Top Secret memos regarding certain [...]
The Strident Conservative | April 14, 2009
In anticipation of rule changes about to happen within the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America concerning homosexuals in the ministry, applications are being taken for the numerous openings that are expected to become available…. HELP WANTED: The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America is looking to hire “ministers” for their many local congregations across the country. Qualified [...]
