The Strident Conservative | August 19, 2010
In a surprise announcement by the Princess-of-the-House, Nancy Pelosi has gone on-the-record in favor of a full investigation of the Founding Fathers for their part in the rising opposition to the New York City mosque being built near ground zero. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Tuesday said she supports an investigation into groups opposing the building of a [...]
The Strident Conservative | June 10, 2010
Butthead: slang (n) – a person regarded as stupid or inept America has been under threat of radical Islam for decades, and today the genius of a Senator from California has come to the conclusion that CO2 will be the leading cause of international conflict over the next 20 years, leading to increased threats to [...]
The Strident Conservative | March 20, 2010
Conservatives have been trying to figure out why Progressives, led by their man in the White House, have been treating terrorists with kid gloves and spending record levels of money. It appeared that they simply didn’t have a plan for these two vital issues. In fact, they seemed to be willing to make matters worse by passing Obamacare’s ”revenue [...]
The Strident Conservative | August 24, 2009
With his approval ratings dropping faster than any President since Jimmy Carter (an interesting coincidence, huh?), Barry, Michelle and the girls have embarked on their summer vacation. And just like every other American in today’s post-economic stimulus economy, they are going to enjoy their time off at an exclusive 28 acre estate located in Martha’s Vineyard located near Cape [...]
The Strident Conservative | July 20, 2009
In one of his first orders of business as the new President, the messiah defiantly issued an executive order shutting down Gitmo prison. Typical of the most inexperienced President in history, this action was taken too quickly and was lacking in details. To address this lack of specifics, he established a task force (what, no czar?) to do the dirty work he was unwilling or [...]
