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Obamacare Re-education Will Create Jobs And End Homelessness

The Strident Conservative | September 2, 2010

When Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius made her startling announcement on the All Barack Channel (ABC) about the need for a major “re-education” effort in order to correct the numerous misconceptions about Obamacare, there was a bit of an uproar in many conservative circles. However, I think this reaction from my conservative brethren is [...]

Are The Founding Fathers Behind Mosque Opposition?

The Strident Conservative | August 19, 2010

In a surprise announcement by the Princess-of-the-House, Nancy Pelosi has gone on-the-record in favor of a full investigation of the Founding Fathers for their part in the rising opposition to the New York City mosque being built near ground zero.  House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Tuesday said she supports an investigation into groups opposing the building of a [...]

The “R” In Reid Stands For Racist

The Strident Conservative | August 11, 2010

In yet another flareup of his cronic “foot-in-mouth” disease, “Henchman Harry” Reid has now added conservative Hispanics to the list of minorities who don’t pass the test of racial purity. While speaking at a campaign stop, Reid made a declaration so racist in nature, that it could have only come from the mouth of the same man [...]

Obama Changes NASA to MASA

The Strident Conservative | July 7, 2010

In his Rice University speech, John F. Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon and in the process, inspired a generation to take pride in American exceptionalism and lead the world in space exploration. William Bradford, speaking in 1630 of the founding of the Plymouth Bay Colony, said that all great and [...]

Obama Loses Original Speech – Recycles One From Carter

The Strident Conservative | June 17, 2010

In a startling admission today, an unnamed source within the Obama administration admitted that the speech the messiah gave last night from the Oval Office wasn’t the one he planned on giving – in fact, it wasn’t even his own. “We were just a few minutes from going on the air, when the original speech [...]

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